Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why don't ants get sick?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?