Did you know about April 1st?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?