What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why are grandkids so great?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?