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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

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Where does the president keep his razor?