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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?