Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?