Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?