What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?