Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What is a cow's dream job?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What animal could Noah not trust?