What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

A book just fell on my head.

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the frog starve?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?