Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the painter say to the wall?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What birds make average students?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?