What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?