What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?