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What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How do you measure a millennial?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?