What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Which singer could always break a five?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do you call an arctic cow?