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Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

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How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

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What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

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What did autumn say to summer?

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Why did the airplane get grounded?