Where do frogs keep their money?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What animal keeps up with all the trends?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

How does dinner smell?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?