When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
When do cows get tired?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
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