What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you give a sick pig?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why was the musician arrested?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?