What animal floats best?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?