When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Families are like fudge.
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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