Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What sport are eggs the best at?

A book just fell on my head.