What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do jokesters study in college?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?