What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's a forklift?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?