Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you call a happy cowboy?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?