What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Where do automobiles have picnics?