Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What's the noisiest food?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?