What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why was the mime upset?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?