Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?