What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why don't ants get sick?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?