What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?