What do you call a pile of cats?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

How do you talk to a giant?