Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Which celebrity always frowns?