What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What animal likes to party the most?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call a small mom?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?