Why are basketball courts always wet?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?