What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What birds always travel in twos?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?