Why do hogs play so much football?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What type of barrel breaks easily?