What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What superpower do all middle children have?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What was the first animal in space?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?