Families are like fudge.

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which fly makes films?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?