What style of music weighs the most?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

What do you call a dog in space?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?