Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why is grass so dangerous?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
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