Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What does an evil hen lay?
How long do chickens work?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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