What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Where do termites go camping?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?