Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Who invented fractions?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What's the loudest sport?