Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the bee sad?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What sport do horses love to play?