What do elves learn in school?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?