Why did the mountain ace its math test?
It knew a lot about slope.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What game do mice love to play?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
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