What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?