Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
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