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Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did autumn say to summer?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?