Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
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