Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do you take sick ponies?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the laziest vegetable?
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