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Because it's full of blades.
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What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
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What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
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How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
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