Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?