What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Which computer won the talent show?

What horn never makes a sound?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?