What did the wolf say to the flea?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What vegetables make the best music?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What makes music in your hair?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?