Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why are stones so good at music?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?