Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Which big cat loves to drive?