What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
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Where do ants go to eat?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
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