What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
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What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
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Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
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