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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

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What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

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Why did the bulldog have an accent?

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Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What is the most adorable season?

Why did the mare gain weight?