What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
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