What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
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What is the color of the wind?
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Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
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Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a flying police officer?
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