What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
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