Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?