What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
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