Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Where do books sleep?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Families are like fudge.

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?