What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the mare gain weight?