How did the toad die?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

How is life like toilet paper?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?