What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

How does a witch play loud music?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What time of day was Adam created?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What animal has 20/20 vision?