Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call a silly hill?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?