How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What fish sings the best?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?