How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How do hurricanes see?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?