Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?