What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

How does a taco bless the table?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?