What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
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What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
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What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
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