What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
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