What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
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What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
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Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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