What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
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What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
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