What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
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