How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
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