Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

Which subject has two parts?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where does breakfast live?