What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Where do belly buttons go to college?