How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call an old snowman?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
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