How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
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