Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How does a barber get to work?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?