What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do elves learn in school?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
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