Why did the baseball player go to jail?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's the slowest 5k?

Who invented fractions?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?