Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How does a barber get to work?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?