When should baseball players wear armor?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do you take sick ponies?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What school subject really rocks?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do belly buttons go to college?