Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?