What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What tree has the most bark?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?