How can you make 7 even?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?