What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Where would you find an elephant?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?