What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How can you make 7 even?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What games do ants play with elephants?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's the politest month?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?