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What do math teachers eat?

Who invented fractions?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the fish blush?