What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Where would you find an elephant?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?