What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why are winter days great?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?