What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Pouch potato.
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What says: oom oom oom?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
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