What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What's the politest month?

What nationality are most fish?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

How do horses stay in such great shape?