If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What is an archer's favorite store?