What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?