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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

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What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

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