How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Where does water do all its banking?