What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What does a lion call an antelope?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What's the loudest sport?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What did the school bully have for lunch?