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What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

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Why do math teachers love hiking?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?