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She ate like a horse.
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What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
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Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
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What did summer say to spring?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
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