If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?