Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
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