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What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

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Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

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Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

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