Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did electricity win the race?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why was the cow afraid?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Which insect makes the best father?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?