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What do teachers do during summer break?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

We had a discussion about roses.

Where do birds go to drink?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?