Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

How do frogs get to work?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Which famous author is also a ruler?