What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?