What do teachers do during summer break?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?