Where does the president keep his razor?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?