Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What time of day was Adam created?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?