Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did March say to the madness?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?