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Where do polar bears vote?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?