What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?