Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Where do polar bears vote?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

How do you compliment a cat?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?