What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?