What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Where does the president keep his razor?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?