Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?