What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?