Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?