What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?