What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?