What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?