Where do polar bears vote?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What kind of computers do horses use?