What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why was the horse so happy?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?