Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?