What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Which relative loves rice?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do you call a Zen egg?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?