Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
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Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What fish sings the best?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
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