Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
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