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What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
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