Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do you get kids to do something?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
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