Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What table can you never sit at?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
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