What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Baa-nilla.
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What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Shoutout to my grandma!
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What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the mare gain weight?
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What do ghosts turn on in summer?
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