What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Why are winter days great?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?