What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?