Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?