What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How do you arrest a pig?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a small mom?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do you call an animal pop star?

How does dinner smell?