What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where does the president keep his razor?
It's allergy season again?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
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