What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do animals blend into the desert?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
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