Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What's E.T. short for?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What bee is good for your health?