What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is the wealthiest fish?
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