What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A dependent Claus.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
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