What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do rhinos charge?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Which insect makes the best father?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What do cats wear to work?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?