What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
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Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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