What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
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What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
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Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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