What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
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