What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?