Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?