What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why was the cat so small?

Why do math teachers love March?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Guitarists are so stressed out.