What sport is always getting in trouble?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?