Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

How did the tree get lost?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?