Why are baseball games at night?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the rug say to the floor?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why are ghosts always single?